Wifey: “I wonder why it is that a nautical mile is nearly a seventh longer than a mile on land? ” Hubby: “ Well, darling, that’s very simple. You know how things swell in water.” “He was engaged to me before he was engaged to you.” “ Just think how his taste must have improved.”
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Evening Star, Issue 22525, 18 December 1936, Page 6
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