Doctor (to absent-minded professor) : “The stork has just arrived.” Professor t “ Sh-h-h, don’t bother the wife. She’s in the next room.” “ Master Bobbie, if you punch Master Jackie again you’ll go without jam for tea!” “Oh, all right! I’ll wait till the next time J. have toothache.”
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Evening Star, Issue 22276, 29 February 1936, Page 3
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47Page 3 Advertisements Column 5 Evening Star, Issue 22276, 29 February 1936, Page 3
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