“ What are gentlemen farmers?” “Gentlemen farmers are farmers who raise their hats, but very little else.” Foreman: “See here, Buddy, that other fellow is carrying two pieces of timber when you’re carrying only one. What have you got to say?” Buddy: “ The fellow’s too lazy to go twice.” “ I shall leave all my property to my wife on condition that she marries again within a year.” “ Why do you say that?” “ I want someone to be sorry I died.”
“What is flood-lighting, Bill?” “ Well, I don’t rightly know. Maybe it’s got something to do with Ark lamps.”'
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Evening Star, Issue 22271, 24 February 1936, Page 12
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