The Villain: “ Ha! Is that a dagger I see before me?” Stage Hand (from behind) : “ No, guv’nor, it’s the puttyknife. We couldn’t find the dagger.” Teacher; “What is the meaning of the word ‘leisure’?” Pupil: “It is the name of the place where married people repent.”
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Evening Star, Issue 22229, 6 January 1936, Page 9
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46Untitled Evening Star, Issue 22229, 6 January 1936, Page 9
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