Willie; “ I had to toss up whether to do ray music lesson or come out to play cricket.” Billie: “ And cricket won?” Willie: “Yes, but I had to toss up six times before it did.” Gent (rushing ,up to porter): “ Shall I catch the 10,10 train?” Porter: “ You might, sir; it’s only got two minutes’ start.” ' “ Have you ever been in a had railway accident?” “ Yes, in a tunnel. 1 kissed a girl’s father.”-
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Evening Star, Issue 21903, 14 December 1934, Page 1
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74Page 1 Advertisements Column 6 Evening Star, Issue 21903, 14 December 1934, Page 1
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