Neighbour: “Why does your new baby cry so much?” Little Brother: “.Well, if your teeth were out, your hair off, and your legs so weak that you couldna stnn’ on them I rather fancy you’d feel like cryin’ yourself.” Bobbie: “ What does daddy do at the office?” Mother: “He is a tea sampler, dear. He tastes different kinds of tea.” “ 1 think when I grow’ up I’ll be a pie sampler!” r
Permanent link to this item
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/ESD19340521.2.105
Bibliographic details
Evening Star, Issue 21725, 21 May 1934, Page 11
Word Count
72Untitled Evening Star, Issue 21725, 21 May 1934, Page 11
Using This Item
Allied Press Ltd is the copyright owner for the Evening Star. You can reproduce in-copyright material from this newspaper for non-commercial use under a Creative Commons New Zealand BY-NC-SA licence. This newspaper is not available for commercial use without the consent of Allied Press Ltd. For advice on reproduction of out-of-copyright material from this newspaper, please refer to the Copyright guide.