Slow Waiter; “Have you ordered anything, sir? ” Disgusted Diner: “ Well, I asked for Christmas pudding, but that was so long ago you’d better bring me a. hot-cross bun! ’ ‘ Officer, I left my car here a few minutes ago, and now it’s gone.” __ “ It must have been stolen, sir.” “ No, it couldn’t be that. ft was insured against theft.”
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Evening Star, Issue 21689, 7 April 1934, Page 24
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