A farmer once named a cow Zephyr, Though she seemed an amicable hephyr; When the owner drew near She kicked off his ear. And now he is very much dephyr. The inspector, examining a class, began with Johnny Jones, the star pupil. r ‘ Well, young man, can you tell me what a blizzard is?” “ Yes,” promptly replied Johnny, “ the inside of a duck.” Mother: “Why, Johnny, what have you done with all your money? Your money box is empty!” Johnny: “ Well, mother, yesterday was a rainy day, so f spent it.”
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Evening Star, Issue 21636, 3 February 1934, Page 2
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91Page 2 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 21636, 3 February 1934, Page 2
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