BREAK UP INFLUENZA OR ANY GOLD IN A FEW HOURS BAYER, WHO DISCOVERED ASPIRIN, GIVES DIRECTIONS. In the year 1905 Bayer introduced Aspirin to the medical profession. Bayer gave Aspirin its name. Bayer gave to the people all over the world this unfailing remedy for colds. • At the first sign of a cold, or influenza, begin taking' one genuine Bayer Aspirin tablet every two hours with half a glass of water. Alter the first dose all the headache, stuffiness, and distress end, and after the second or third dose the cold and the fever are usually broken entirely. Bo sure you obtain only the genuine Bayer Aspirin, which docs not affect the heart, derange the digestion, or form a habit. If you have been using an imitation of this original Aspirin, note the difference after the very first dose. Bayer Aspirin costs no more than the uncertain imitations and loudly advertised substitutes, which physicians would not think of prescribing. All chemists sell boxes containing 12 Bayer tablets, also bottles of 24 and 100 tablets. Say Bayer, and insist!—[ Advt.]
Fanner: “ Thought you said you had ploughed the ten-acre field? ” Ploughman; “No I only said I was thinking about it.” Farmer 1 : “ Oh, I seb; you’ve merely turned it over in your mind.” The teacher was lecturing the class on the force of gravity. She turned to a bov who didn’t appear too interested. “ Wlmt would happen if we had no air, Jones? ” she asked. ‘‘ We’d all be bald, teacher,” was the unexpected reply.
Permanent link to this item
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/ESD19330825.2.28.3
Bibliographic details
Evening Star, Issue 21499, 25 August 1933, Page 4
Word Count
253Page 4 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 21499, 25 August 1933, Page 4
Using This Item
Allied Press Ltd is the copyright owner for the Evening Star. You can reproduce in-copyright material from this newspaper for non-commercial use under a Creative Commons New Zealand BY-NC-SA licence. This newspaper is not available for commercial use without the consent of Allied Press Ltd. For advice on reproduction of out-of-copyright material from this newspaper, please refer to the Copyright guide.