“ Mose, can you explain wireless telegraphy to me?” “ Yessuh, it’s like dis. Ef you had a long, long houn’ dawg, an’ he stretched from Cincinnaty to Cleveland, and you stepped on his tail in Cincinnaty he would howl in Cleveland. Dat am telegraphy. Only in wiahless you does de same think without de dawg.” Miss Reducer': “My dear, your figure is improving wonderfully. Do tell me what reducing method you are using.” Mrs .Slimmer; “Trying to live within my income is what keeps me living within my clothes.”
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Evening Star, Issue 21292, 22 December 1932, Page 5
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99Page 5 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 21292, 22 December 1932, Page 5
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