Joan: ' I hear you have given up .Mabel.” ■.'John : “Vos, 1 thought shewas pcrfjet. hut last niglit 1 found somethin' about her T did’t like.” “ What ivas that? ” “ Bill’s iirm.” “ tloiv much to tako out this front tooth;- ” “Five shillings,” said the dentist. “Five shillings! Oh, .well,” said the patient, “ it doesn’t matter. I’ll malts someone fight me on the way home.”-'
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Evening Star, Issue 21092, 3 May 1932, Page 12
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