Hubby was very tight, and he knew it; but ho thought he could get inside without waking the wife. He managed quite well to the top of the stairs, but there ho fell down and cut his head. However, he did not waken his wife, so he went into the bathroom to effect the necessary repairs. Eventually he got into bed. Next morning the wife was up first, and shortly returned to his room, when the following conversation took place:—Wife: “ George, were you drunk last night?” George: “Good heavens! No, dear. No. No—or, why do you ask?” Wife: “ Because I have just noticed that there are little bits of sticking plaster all over the bathroom mirror!”-
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Evening Star, Issue 21075, 12 April 1932, Page 4
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