“ Say, ma,’ protested the small boy, “what’s the idea of making mo sleep here every night?” “Ssh, dear!” admonished his American _ mamma. “ You have only to sleep inside the piano for two more weeks to set up a new record, and then your picture will be in all the papers.” Town AGsitor: “You’re quite wrong in considering tho birds a nuisance; they devour insects and caterpillars.” Farmer: “Thanks for telling me. It’s a groat consolation to know that they eat my fruit merely for dessert.”-
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Evening Star, Issue 20994, 7 January 1932, Page 8
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