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Evening Star, Issue 20979, 18 December 1931, Page 13

WARNS AGAIN Si' HEADACHE CURES BAYER ASPIRIN HARMLESS, BUT IT MUST BE GENUINE. Sinco Bayer discovered Aspirin and introduced it to the medical profession in 1900, many imitations of this original genuine Aspirin are being sold, some as Aspirin and others are being loudly advertised under similar names, but unless you see the name Bayer on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin prescribed by physicians for over twenty-five years as a harmless way to stop headaches. 'When yon suffer headache, from any cause, or you feel nervous, unstrung, or excitable, be sure you take only genuine Bayer Aspirin tablets as directed in package, and relief will come without any bad reaction. Bayer Aspirin never affects the heart, deranges the stomach, or forms a habit; besides, this genuine Bayer Aspirin costs no more than these , uncertain substitutes and imitations which no physician would think of prescribing. All chemists sell boxes containing twelve Bayer Aspirin tablets, also bottles of twenty-four and 100 tablets — tlio Bayer Cross trade mark appears on every tablet. Say Bayer and insist. —[Advt.]

History Teacher: “How long have you been away?-’’ Pupil; “.Since William the Conqueror landed in Eng land.” '* And has your baby leariled to talk yet?” “ lUy, yes. We’re teaching him to keep quiet now.”.