Customs Officer; “Has anybody anything to declare?’’ Man: “Yes, I have. I have a case of ladies' dresses?” Customs Officer; “ Why are you so pleased about it?” “I am a traveller in ladies’ wear, and you are the first man who has to see my samples for six weeks.” “ How could you lot your French master kiss von?” “ Mother, lam net fo blame. You can’t expect that after three lessons I knew enough French to be able to stop him.”
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Evening Star, Issue 20979, 18 December 1931, Page 7
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80Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 20979, 18 December 1931, Page 7
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