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Evening Star, Issue 20587, 12 September 1930, Page 11

AMUSEMENTS. SCOTCH JOKE COMPETITION CLOSED. The winning jokes for to-day’s papers sent in by Olwen E. King, 4 Helena street, and A. Maxwell, Caledonian Ground, to whom tickets will be given on application to the Theatre Booking Office. Cohen: “ You don’t look too well, Kelly. What’s the matter?" Kelly: “ Bad news, Cohen. I’ve been x to see a doctor, mnL he's sending mo to Hospital." Cohen: “What for?” Kelly: “My appendix, Cohen. He’s going to take my appendix away.” Cohen, ’'lake your appendix away! Don’t you let him. You. get it put in your wife’s name, and he can t touou it. Cohen and Kelly were on holiday in Scotland, when they met their friend, Sandy MUavish who had just returned from a month’s holiday. Cohen: " Veil, Sandy, did you enjoy your holiday?” Sandy: “Well, ma friends, it was tha best holiday I ever bad in ma life.” Kelly: "How was that, Sandy?” Sandy: Well, you see, I left home with a clean shirt and a five pound note, and didn’t change either of them.” AND NOW COMBS THE FUNNIEST SCOTCH JOKE OF THEM ALL, . • THE COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.* COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.* COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.* COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.* COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.* COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.* COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND-* Coming to the MP IE E DE LUXE COMMENCING TO-DAY. AFTERNOON SESSION, 2.15. EVENING SESSION DE LUXE, 7.45. HA I HA I HA! HAI HA! HA! HAS HA! HA! HA! HAI HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAI BA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAI HAI HA! HA! A HURRICANE OF HILARITY. A CYCLONE OP COMEDY. SHRIEKS OP FUN, ROARS OF LAUGHTER AT THE HYSTERICAL SCOTCH MIXTURE OF FUN, ‘THE COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND, *■ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND,*. COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND,* COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND,* COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND,? COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND,? With CHARLES MURRAY, GEORGE SIDNEY. CHARLES MURRAY, GEORGE SIDNEY* CHARLES MURRAY, GEORGE SIDNEY. CHARLES MURRAY, GEORGE SIDNEY. Can you imagine Murray and Sidney in kilts? Trying to outsmart smart Scotsmen? Each trying to put it over on the other? Its the funniest Scotch story of them all, told in a screamingly hilarious picture. IMPORTANT! We will also Present the Special Official Fox Movietone of the FIRST CRICKET TEST IN ENGLAND, AUSTRALIA v. ENGLAND. AUSTRALIA v. ENGLAND. Also, an Outstanding Supporting Programme and a Musical Programme Superb. M. DB BOSE And his CONCERT ORCHESTRA. Overture, ‘Hungarian Rhapsody, No. 2* (Liszt). BOX PLANS AT THE BRISTOL, ALSO AT THE THEATRE. Phones 12-432 and 12433.

CABGILL’S CASTLE, THE CLIFFS, ST. CLAIR. Patrons are invited to inspect tie Dominion’s Most Glorious View from the Tower. MORNING AND AFTERNOON TEAS, LUNCHES, DINNERS, SUPPERS. New Commodious Ballroom Open for Private Parties.. OPEN DAILY AND ALL DAY SUNDAY; Telephone 23-693.

THE BROWN HOUSE. OWING TO ROOM BEING ENGAGED, THE BROWN HOUSE WILL CLOSE AT 8 P.M. TO-MOR. ROW (SATURDAY)*