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Evening Star, Issue 20586, 11 September 1930, Page 13

AMUSEMENTS, To-day's winners of the Scotch, jokes are R. G. Every, xx Warden street) 'Opoho, and „.rs C. M’Auley, 65 Gilfillan street, .Tainui, to whom tickets will be given on application at the Theatre Book.ng Office. Cohen (meeting Kelly one day in Edinburgh): “ Hullo, what are you doing here, and why are you so pleased with yourseu r Kelly: “Ha! Ha! 1 have just got a dirty one on to the Government. I took out a return ticket, and don’t intend to go back.” Cohen and Kelly came to town one day from the “ way backs,” and decided to visit the celebrated Empire Theatre. Going up to the ticket office Cohen, the elder ot the twain, put down five shillings, and said: “Two seats.” “Stalls?’ inquired the pretty girl at the office window. “ Look here, ma lassie," said Cohen rather sharply, ' dinna think because we come aae the country- that we’re cattle. Gie’s twa oooshioned seats.”’ FUNNIER THAN ANY SCOTCH JOKE ARE ’THE COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN’ SCOTLAND * COHENS AND KELLYS IK SCOTLAND.’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND.* v— mg it 'he ’ ■ ■EMPIRE DE tUX E Commencing TO-MORROW’S MATINEE, 2.15. EVENING SESSION DE LUXE, 7.45. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAI HA! HA! HA! HAI HA! HA! HA! KA! HAI HA! HA! HA! HAI HA! HA I HAI HA! HAI A HURRI- «■'. t- IILARITY. A HURR'C ANE OF HILARITY. A CYCLONE OF COMEDY. A CYCLONE OP’COMEDY. SHRIEKS OP FUN, ROARS OF LAUGHTER AT THE HYSTERICAL SCOTCH MIXTURE OF FUN, •THR COHENS AND, KELLYS IN SCOTLAND,’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND,’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND,’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND,’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND,’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND/ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND,’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND,* COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND,* COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND,’ COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND,’ With CHARLES MURRAY, GEORGE SIDNEY. CHARLES MURRAY, GEORGE SIDNEY. CHARLES MURRAY, GEORGE SIDNEY. CHARLES MURRAY, GEORGE SIDNEY. Can you imagine Murray and Sidney in kilts? Trying to outsmart smart Scotsmen? Each trying to put it over on the other? It a the funniest Scotch story ot them all, told in a scream.ugly hilarious picture. IMPORT ANx! We will also Present the Special Official fox Movietone of the FIRST CRICKET TEST IN ENGLAND, AUSTRALIA v. ENGLAND. AUSTRALIA v. ENGLAND, AUSTRALIA v ENGLAND. Magnificent Film of the Great Match. Box Plans at The Bristol and at th« Theatre. Phones 12-432 and 12-433. READ WHAT THE NEW ZEAT.'ND PRESS HAS TO SAY ABOUT • ALL QUIET •ALL QUIET ‘ALL QUIET •ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT.’ ON TRF 1 K • • c.* ON THE WESTERN FRONT.’ ON THE WESTERN FRONT.’ “‘ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT’ reaches a remarkable level, and is one o the finest , films and most intelligent films that has ever graced a Wei. stage ‘ Evening Post,’ Wellinrton. “The cast is excellent, the acting marni-' fieent N. better could be wished or. Although th. picture is perhaps the most faithful adaptation of the original story than an other picture made heretofore, THE OBJECTIONABLE PASSAGE''. .)P THE BOOK ARE NOT IN THE PIC. TURE. It shoo'd be missed by no one. ‘Dominion,’ Wellington. ‘ ALL QUIET •ALL QUIET •■■■ ■ ON THE WESTERN FRONT’ ON THE WESTERN FRONT’ Opens at the EMPIRE THEATRE on FRIDAY, September 19th. Watch for the Box Plan Notices. • BOARD AND RESIDENCE. DUNEDIN’S SUPERIOR PRIVATE. HOTEL, 'the leviathan. The Largest and Best Furnished and Equipped Hotel in New Zealand. Within half a minute of the Railway Station. The Finest Location in the City. Accommodation for Two Hundred and Fifty Guests. Full supply of hot water for baths, etc~ guaranteed night and day. Well appointed throughout High-class cuisine under experienced chef. Modern steam and electria culinary appliances. Special laundry service. Self-acting Electric Lifts Installed. Night Porters. JAMES CONNOR, Leviathan Hotel. Telephone 11-979. P.O. Bos 112. ARROLDALE, 110 Stafford street.— Superior Board and Residence, central, on rise; all modern conveniences; reasonable tariff. __________ CARD-RESIDENCE required] young Man private family, north end, handy Frederick street; no other boarders.—Terms, 125, ‘Star.’ . BOARD, Ee.-idence, superior home; suit business lady: sunny room.—Apply 190 Hobson: street and Forbury road, St. Clair | OUGLAS Private Hotel (next Town Hall); Permanents 30s,’, Casuals Bs, Bed-Breakfast ss: public dining rooms. URMSHED Bed-Silting Room; ase”of kitchen, all conveniences; quiet home. —64 Cutte. street ’.... GOOD - Horae offered respectable/ young Man, private family, adults;.all' conveniences single room; reasonable.—697 Castle street north. - O difficulty in _ paying your board if your Camera is bought bn easy pay* mehts. —Hugh and G. K. Neill. Ltd. ONSLOW House.—Superior Accommodation ; reasonable = tariff; every modem convenience;, use of good tennis court.— Phone 22-550. ’ : . I RAINBOW Private Hotel.-Comfortable i 1 Accommodation; Bed-Breakfast, ss; Casuals, 8s day: Permanents from 30s.— Phone 13-283. ■ ■ ■ ’ VACANx. Comfortably-furnished, sunny Bed-Sitting Room; gas ring, phone, conveniences: central on rise.—Apply 49 Duncan, strep.. • ANTED Board for 2 school Girls; please state terms.—22s, ‘ Star.' Board, north end preferred. ANTED, Private Board and residence in quiet ’ homo, single-' room,; soft wasshing and mending.—2l3, ‘ Star.’ . HOLIDAY RESORTS. WANTED, Brighton, December 20th ttt January’ lOlli, 4-roomed Furnished House; adults.—Brighton, Box 189, Dunedin.