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Evening Star, Issue 20507, 11 June 1930, Page 12

After the football match the spectators began to fill tho station platform, and as they passed the ticket collector each had his ticket clipped. As tho last -of tho passengers entered the train a man emerged from the waiting room, dropped on his knees, and com menced to collect handfuls ol tho ticket clippings and fill a paper bag with them. Presently anct!; r man came on to the platform. ‘‘ Hi, Sandy,” he said, “ what be yoir doing ?" “Hoots mon,” replied the Scotsman, “d’ ye no ken, I’m going to a wedding to morrow, and 1 want this tor confetti." “ Yes, 1 used to shoot tigers in Africa," said the big-game hunter. “Nonsense!” exclaimed his friend. “There are no tigers in Africa." “Granted; I shot them all!” Irene: “How did Pat manage to reduce so much?" .Barbara: “Oh, her boy friend is out of town, and she’s paying, for her own meals.”