The golf club grouse ' was complaining bitterly at the “ niueteehth ” about tho worm casts on tho greens. The captain came in and was immediately buttonholed. “Isn’t this the time of year to treat worms?” the grouser asked. “Yes,” replied the captain. - “What’ll yon have?”' Wo must crucify that word “ impossible.”—Miss Picton-Turberville, M.P. The working woman is no longer content to wait for the Pearly Gates; she wants a tiled scullery and plenty of cupboards. —Miss Pioton-Turberville, M.P. Thero are fathers and mothers who seem incapable of co-existing with a child unless they cast around a great shadow as of a spreading chestnut tree.—Dr H. Cricliton-Miller.
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Evening Star, Issue 20468, 26 April 1930, Page 19
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105Page 19 Advertisements Column 5 Evening Star, Issue 20468, 26 April 1930, Page 19
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