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Evening Star, Issue 20314, 24 October 1929, Page 17

Customer (to fishmonger); “ I don’t like the look of that haddock.” Fishmonger: “Well, madam, if it’s looks yon’re after, why don’t you buy a goldfish?” '“Which would you rather be, truly great or really smart?” ‘‘Smart, of course.” ‘‘ Why ” “ Well, you may be truly great and no one ever knows it, but if you’re smart you can easily make people think that you’re great.”

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