Timid Lady (engaging maid) : “ 1 hope you’ll stay with me, Mary, lift not difficult to please.” New. Servant: “X could see that, ma’am, as soon as I set eyes on your husband.” Teacher: 11 How much is four multi* plied bv three?” Tommy: “Twelve, sir.” teacher: “Right! For answering so quickly I will give you twelve sweets.” Tommy: “If I’d known that was going to happen I’d have sain more.” Woods’ Great Peppermint Core, fol children's hacking cough.—[Advt.J
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Evening Star, Issue 19917, 13 July 1928, Page 4
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78Page 4 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 19917, 13 July 1928, Page 4
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