Briggs: “ You call yourself a Socialist, but I notice you don’t recognise your barber when you pass him in the street.” Braggs; “ Well, he’s cut me several times.” Horrified Parent; ‘‘Really, Marion, yoa amaze me! For a young girl, I think you know far too much!” Marion: “ You mean far too many, don’t you, father?” Bobby: “ Mmumie, did t hey go into the Ark two and two?” Mother: “Yes, darling.” Bobby; “ Oh, mummie! Who went with auntie?" Magistrate: This is your seventh appearance in court in as many months. Why don’t you try to keep straight?” Defendant : “ Sure, yer Honour, an’ ow can a man keep straight when ’o’a trying to sufct koto «ztds meefcft”
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Evening Star, Issue 19857, 4 May 1928, Page 6
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