A man wrote to a manufacturer: “Dear sir: Please send me a razor which you advertise for te» shillings. lam enclosing the money. P.S.—I am sorry to state that I have neglected to enclose the money, but I hope you will send the razor anyway.” The reply w&s: “Dear sir,—We are happy to send the razor, which we enclose. p.S. Wo are sorry to state we have neglected to enclose the razor, but a man with your cheek shouldn’t need it.” first Bachelor; “Is jhoro anythin,? in this affair of yours with the heiress?” Second Same; Certainly. There’s millions in it, I hope.”
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Evening Star, Issue 19848, 23 April 1928, Page 2
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103Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 19848, 23 April 1928, Page 2
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