Park Admirer (soliloquising): “It is a pleasing thought that, although one. may have no worldly possession worth mentioning, in reality, the splendid parks are ours—mine, in fact. . Hero am I, an Englishman, wandering over my magnificent estate, and nobody can say anything—” Parkkeeper' (suddenly): “Como off that grass, d’yer ’ear, or PH turn yer out.” Magistrate; “What is the prisoner?” Soicitor; “Your Worship, he is a professional footballer, and is the best outside man in the team.” Magistrate; “Well, I’ll change his position, lie'll be left inside for seven days.”
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Evening Star, Issue 19844, 18 April 1928, Page 10
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90Page 10 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 19844, 18 April 1928, Page 10
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