Young Man; “Well! What are you stopping for?’’ Taxi Driver: “i heard the young lady say ‘stop!’” “Well, she wasn’t talking to yon, was she? ” As a negro was trying to saddle a fractious mule, a bystander asked: “Does that mule ever kick you, Sam? ” “No, suh, but he sometimes kicks where Dse ,jes’ been.” Small Boy (who has forgotten what to ask for, to chemist) : “ Please, mister. you’ll find the smell in , the bottle, *nd I want i,wo genn’orth of it.”
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Evening Star, Issue 19840, 13 April 1928, Page 6
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82Page 6 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 19840, 13 April 1928, Page 6
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