Flapper: “Mister Aviator, would you take me for a fly?” Aviator: “No, I wouldn’t. You look like a chicken to me.”
An automobile ran over a man’s toes, and he sued the driver for damages. “Great Scott!” gasped the driver. “ You want £SO for a damaged foot? I’m not a millionaire.” “Perhaps you ain’t,” replied the victim, “and I ain’t no centipede, either.” Comedian: “Look here, I object to goin' on afler the monkey act." Manager: “Well, perhaps you're right. You might be mis-ai.-cu 'or an encore.”
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Evening Star, Issue 19766, 17 January 1928, Page 6
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