A SWEETHEARTS’ QUARREL. “ Hello. Perkins, where did you get that, black eye?” “ Oh, it was only a sweethearts’ quarrel.” “Sweethearts’ quarrel! Why, vour girl didn’t give you that, did she? ’ “ No, it was her other sweetheart !''• The young couple were having the), usual meal-time discussion. “ What did you think you were- marrying?—a cook? ” she snapped. “No,” he cried, “and I didn’t think I was marrying the world’s champion tin-opener.” ’ Curate: “Wilt thou have this worn-i to ” Bride: “ Hera, who are y i calling ‘this woman?’” ,
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Evening Star, Issue 19763, 13 January 1928, Page 8
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85Page 8 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 19763, 13 January 1928, Page 8
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