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Evening Star, Issue 19638, 18 August 1927, Page 10

TWO LAWYERS PARTED BY CONSTABLE A constable received a great shock recently when he parted two wellknown lawyers scuffling in the street. “ My learned friend here,” explained one of them, “bet mo an ounce of tobacco and he lost. Well, he bought an ounce, and before meeting me he tried it. himself. Fie won’t hand it over now, because he remembers it's early closing.” ■ “ And because it’s the best I’vo ever had,” chipped in the oilier. “ It’s Bears’ Smoking Tobacco!” Cool and sweet—a gift at 8d per ounce. Also in handy packets, loz 9d, 2oz Is 6d.— [Advt.] He: “Here’s the vicar. Shall I ask him to join us?” She; “Oh, MiBrown—Henry! This is so sudden!” Hazel: “ I think every kiss a girl gets makes her an hour younger. ’ Helen: “Goodness, then I don’t think I’m born yet!”