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Evening Star, Issue 19613, 20 July 1927, Page 3

CALL IT NEURITIS OR RHEUMATISM ADVICE ]!Y “BAYER” WHO DISCOVERED ASPIRIN IN 1900. Buyer discovered Aspirin in 1900, urged the medical profession to adopt it in all forms of Rheumatism and Neuritis. The result was astounding. Bayer Aspirin became famous because this original Aspirin seldom fails to relieve, Neuritis or Rheumatism pain almost instantly, then shortly overcomes tliis painful trouble entirely. Ask tor, and ho sure you obtain, only the genuine Bayer Aspirin. Then take one or two tablets three times a day, about an hour after eacli meal. If you have been taking imitations or substitutes of genuine Bayer Aspirin, just note the difference—particularly bow promptly the pain ends. After the second or third day the trouble usually disappears. All chemists sell boxes of 12 Bayer Aspirin tablets, also bottles of 24 and 100 tablets. Bayer Aspirin costs no more than the uncertain imitations and loudly advertised substitutes, which physicians would not think of prescribing.—[ Advl.’J

IT WAS QUITE SAKE. A man offered a, reward of £2O for a dog that, was lost. A friend met him and said; “Twenty pounds is an absurd reward to offer for that little mongrel of a. terrier of yours.” “Yes, I know,” answered the other, “ but it pleases my wife.” “Rut I thought you hated him?” said the friend; “you're sure to get him back with a reward like that.” “■\Yell_er —no,” was the reply. “You see, .1. poisoned him!”

Grocer: “My son—the one that used to help mo in the shop here—he’s gone in for boxing. Won a championship, too!” Customer. “ Aye, I remember him. J. suppose heMi have won the light-weight championship?”