It was at the scene of an automobile accident. An elderly lady, in one of the first cars to be stopped by the debris of the smash-up leaned from her car aa a very much battered man, with a hastily-arranged bandage around his ankle, hobbled by. ■ “ Oh, my,” she said, “did you hurt your ankle?” “Naw,” replied the man, “ I lost'both eyes. This bandage slipped down.” Gert: “I am all run down.” Bill: “ But you’ll wind up in my am?, you know.” ■ “MINE’S A J.D.K.Z. GIN!” More than ever before the demand for “J.D.K.Z.” is increasing. -Whisky drinkers find it a pleasant change, and it has the additional advantage of being highly beneficial to the system. A perfect stimulant of absolute purity. Look for the White Heart Label on the square bottle. All hotels and bottle stores.—[Advt.]
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Evening Star, Issue 19559, 18 May 1927, Page 4
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137Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 19559, 18 May 1927, Page 4
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