A live-wire salesman rushed up to the home of a. doctor in a small village about 3 a.m. and asked him totoome at once to a distant town. The doctor cranked his flivver and, they drove furiously to their destination. Upon thoir arrival the salesman asked. How much is vour - fee, doctor? , A guinea,” said the physician, in surprise.” “ Hero you are,” said the salesman, handing over the money. “Hie blamed garage keeper wanted £3 to drive me over when I missed my tram. Hot: “My woman is a regular siren.” Dog: “She must be handy to have around when its foggy.” He: “See that loving couple in that narked car? Tbev’ve been married for ton years ” She: “Really?”, Ho: Yes, but not to each other.’”-
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Evening Star, Issue 19551, 9 May 1927, Page 8
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