It is no longer fashionable for a wife to give her husband cigars he can’t smoke. She now gives him cigarettes that she can. “ I ought to have something to say about the expenditure of this house,” said the angrv husband. “ I make the money, don’t 1?” “ Yes,” retorted the ) wife.” “ You make the money, but re- j member I make it stretch!” ( A dash of lightning lasts for about ' one-millionth part of a second. An amateur gardener from Netting- ’ ham claims that his plants are drawing energy from his wireless aerial. Cucumbers and tomatoes arc said to be peculiarly susceptible. See blue! Wise motorists always fill up tt the true blue "Big Tree" pump.-iCAdvt.j ,
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Evening Star, Issue 19441, 27 December 1926, Page 6
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115Page 6 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 19441, 27 December 1926, Page 6
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