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Evening Star, Issue 19431, 14 December 1926, Page 8

Richard: “Am I the only man who has ever kissed you?” Richenda: “ Why will every man ask a girl that question? Of course, you are.” A group of workmen at lunch hour were discussing evolution and the origin of man. One of the party remained silent, when a companion turned on him and demanded his opinion. “I ain’t goin’ to say,” he replied doggedly. “I remember as how Henry Green and mo threshed that all out onco before an’ it’s settled, s’far’s I’m concerned.” “ lint what conclusion did you arrive at?” “Well, wo didn’t arrive at the same conclusion. Henry, he arrived at the hospital an’ I at the police station,” “ Why doesn’t somebody write the real great novel?” “ What’s the hurry?” “We need it for the real great movie.”

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