Asked why he didn’t drown his sorrow, a man* pointed out that she was toa Rood a swimmer. Married man’s definition of whisky; The kind of beverage that makes you see double and feel single. Don’t worry when yon tumble. Remember a worm is the only thing that can’t fall down.
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Evening Star, Issue 19330, 17 August 1926, Page 8
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