Stranger: “How much do you charge for a bath?" Bath Attendant: “Sixpence, sir, or you can have a dozen ticket for 65,” Stranger; “But how do I know I shall live lor another twelve years?” A Frenchman was courting nn English girl. Her mother said, mischievously: “Now monsieur, if my daughter and I were both drowning, which would you save first?” With great presence of mind ho replied: “1 would save madame, and I would pemh with
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Evening Star, Issue 18627, 7 May 1924, Page 9
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77Page 9 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 18627, 7 May 1924, Page 9
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