How a doctor’s directions may bo misconr ■strucd when the patient docs not like them is shown by tho story of a Scotsman 'who sought tho advioo of his medical man. After a thorough examination the doctor said; "Your trouble is that yon take too much, whisky, and you’ll have to stop it. Not, perhaps, all at once, for that would kill yon too.” Tho Scotsman asked how much he might take, and was told; "Not more than two ounces of alcohol a day.” Not being used to measuring his whisky by the ounce, he looked up a table book, and said to himself: “Sktreen drams one ounce j two| ounces—no’ so bad, after ail.”' "CATHEDRAL” IN A BOTTLE. "Look for tho Cathedral ” Brand on the Essences you buy. The moat popular flavorings are Lemon and Vanula, but any " Cathedral ” Essence is tho purest and most concentrated you can obtain. Remember, tho bettor tho Essence the better tho flavoring. Always insist on “ Cathedral ” Brand Essence. All grocers. Stocked by Young and Anderson, grocers, Moray place, Dun-edin,—[Advt-2
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Evening Star, Issue 18332, 20 July 1923, Page 4
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176Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 18332, 20 July 1923, Page 4
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