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Evening Star, Issue 18021, 15 July 1922, Page 8

A little girl was lost. Slio was taken to the police station, but,they could not find out her surname, or get any clue .-is to her family, though they knew the neighborhood well. What name does your mother call your father? ” she was asked. “ She don’t call ’im no name," said the girl, “ she likes ’im.” ' The late Lord Halsbury, Lord Chancellor, once paid a surprise visit to a lunatic asylum. He arrived unannounced, and said to the attendant, “ Good morning; 1 am the Lord Chancellor.” “ Step this way,” said the attendant, with a smile, “ we’avß three more of ’em ’ere.” Celia: “Let mo see! Louie lias been divorced four times, hasn’t she ? ” Maud: " Only three, I think; but then, 1 haven’t seen the evening papers.”