A certain doctor ww miming down lawyers and banisters. “ WJiy are you always so bitter against our profession P” a banister asked him. "Well,” said the doctor, “you must admit your profession doesn't exactly make angels of men.” “No,” said tho barrister. “ No. You undoubtedly have the advantage of m there, dootor.” A Scotsman went into a. barber’s shop. “1100 rnucklo dyo chuirge for a shave?” ho asked. ‘‘sixpence, sir.” “An’ boo muckle for a hair cut?” “A shilling, sir,” ■ Then gio ina hold a shavo the noo. ’
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Evening Star, Issue 17977, 25 May 1922, Page 5
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88Untitled Evening Star, Issue 17977, 25 May 1922, Page 5
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