Inspector (to little girl in front row): “What is your name?” Little Girl: “lona.” Inspector: “No, your surname.” Little Girl: “ Please, sir, I would rather not tell you.” Inspector: “Come, come, yon needn’t be afraid of me.” Little Girl; “ Are you sure you won’t laugh?” Inspector: “Quite. Of course, I won’t laugh,” Little Girl; “Please, sir, it’s Ford.”
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Evening Star, Issue 17921, 17 March 1922, Page 3
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58Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 17921, 17 March 1922, Page 3
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