“Why did you get drunkP” asked the Magistrate. "Oh, only for a lark,” replied the prisoner airily. “Indeed!” replied the Magistrate. “We havo cages for larks. You can have the use of one for 14 days.” A man who had a morbid fear of marrying too young went to a learned! sage and asked him what was the right age to marry. The sage reflected. “When you’re in love for the last time,” he said. People with colds wi»o want a cure that is quick, pleasant, and gives immediate relief should try " NA2OL-” Price. 7s
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Evening Star, Issue 17393, 1 July 1920, Page 8
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95Page 8 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 17393, 1 July 1920, Page 8
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