MORNING EXERCISES
The following morning exercises hayo been recommended in New York:— Bise 7 a.m. . Stand hj% the middle of the room, raise arms slowly overhead, take a deep breath, and say, " Damn the Government," lowering arms in attitude of despair. Ten times. Extend body flat downwards on floor, cover eyes with hands, kick heels, think of the railroads,' and weep till dry. Kneel, wring hands, meditate upon the Labor unions, and groan 150 times. Collapse on floor; grovel vigorously, think of the Income Tax, and gnash your teeth, as in anger, ad lib. While cooling off try and get a number on the telephone. 5 Note.—Observe this simple regimen every rooming before breakfast, and you will reach the offico with most of the cares and troubles of the day already out of your system.
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Evening Star, Issue 17324, 12 April 1920, Page 8
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135MORNING EXERCISES Evening Star, Issue 17324, 12 April 1920, Page 8
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