Ripened Judgment.—“ Then we’ro engaged “Of course.” “ And lam the first girl you ever loved?” “No, dear, but I’m harder to suit now than I used to be.” Scares Oil Tramps.—“ Much bothered with tramps out your way?” “I was until I lacked up a sign on my gate.” “Ah! ‘Beware of the dog,’ I suppose.” “ Oh, no. Simply, ‘ Farm help wanted.' ’’ Sorry She Was Married.—“ And when you told him I was married,” said the girl who had jilted him, “did 1 ho seem to be sorry?” “ Yes,” replied the other, “he said he waa very sorry—although ho didn’t know the man seasonally*'’
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Evening Star, Issue 16995, 18 March 1919, Page 6
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104Page 6 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 16995, 18 March 1919, Page 6
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