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Evening Star, Issue 16911, 7 December 1918, Page 10

BROODY - Hens, Duck Egg Settings, also Dreiss Poultry For Sale, from Sountag’s Poultry’ Farm, Brockville. , ’PUpr.e W' "ANTED, Incubator, in good order. Scud particulars and price, to “ Reasonable,” ‘ Star ’ Office. _ H/rmORGAS, Leghorns, and WyandoMcs, ivX Pullets and Young Birds (New Zealand's best strain), sp dally re levied; also, few Sites te Corrugated Iron. Apply-Freeman, Berwick street, Wakan. npRY Skene and Robertetm’s, Stuart, street, -ft. for Diamond Grit, Is par bag; Chick Food, Is 3d per bag.

In a Scottish country parish a wellknown joker was chatting with the minister, who jocularly said: “I suppose, James, you have in your time made up nearly as many witticisms as I have 'sermons'?” James: “Wool. I dirma ken; bnt ye have a great advantage ower me.” Minister: “In what way?” James: “In this way. If I try tao palm aff an aul’ joke on the editors the thing’s detected at once but foulk pay sae little heed tao sermons that when an aul’ ane’s preached, it gangs dpou jist as well as a bran-new discoorse.”