"Look here," yelled the infuriated bridegroom of a day, dashing wildly into the editor's Toom, "what do you mean by such an infernal libel on mo in vonr account of our wedding?" "What's" the matter?" asked tho editor calmly. " Didn't I say that, after our wedding tour, we should make our home at the Old Manse?" howled tho newly-made Benedict. " And just see how ycm'vo spelt it!" And the editor looked and read: "After their wedding tonr tho newly-married couple will make their home at the Old Man's." Wife : " John, the cat has three new kittens. What shall we name them?" Hub • "We'll call them Peter Pan." Wii'o: "All three? Why?" Hub: "Because they are never coinfi to ctow up."
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Evening Star, Issue 16624, 5 January 1918, Page 5
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