Miss Green: “Of course you can’t believe everything your hear.’’ Miss Gadleigh : “ Oh, no; but you can repeat it.” During the hearing of a case involving a small domestic dispute the judge declared that “ a patriot is a man who refuses to hook up his wife’s lingerie waists. And a martyr,” lie went on, “is one who tries and fails; while a hero tries and succeeds.” “ Then how • would you define a coward?” asked the lawyer, who was a bit of a wag himself. “ Oh, a coward,” replied the judge, “ is a man who stays single so he won’t have to try.” When baby is restless at night with .stuffy nose and head, sprinkle some drops of “NAZOL” on the little one’s nightgown. Sound sleep will follow.—[Advt.]
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Evening Star, Issue 16225, 21 September 1916, Page 7
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127Untitled Evening Star, Issue 16225, 21 September 1916, Page 7
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