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Evening Star, Issue 16198, 21 August 1916, Page 4

First, I-cui-m-: Here's one of tlio most learned ninn in Uy>. country—Professor Skim--just passed away. What shall 1 civ Hi;ui..ti hits?" Socond Editor: "You might rer?r to liim as a finished scholar." "In heaven," eaid ths sentimental maidcai "a mm w never separated from his wife' 5 "I beg: jour pnraon," interrupted the mUopjiasD, "but I think you arc getting mixed m your geoTif.j^iiy." "Never put off till to-morrow what von osu do to-day." "That's what I thought "M I cleared a path from toy front donr to the road last night." "I W.o. Saved yourself the trouble of fretting up earlv in ibo morning to do it.." " That was my idea but wh/jn I got up thw morning I found the enow had drifted ar.d completely filled \m xhe path I hud made." '• I've just inherited ten thousand nounds Would you adviso n:e to invest it :n stocks?"' " Well, I don't, luiow b? niiy ijuicker w<vy to ;et rid of it," , .