"We must really give a dinner to those people next door." '' But they arc not in our set. And what did they do for us socially?" " They entertained our cat handsomely all miraraer, I find." Little Snob: " I don't see any waiters. Why don't they wear uniforms? You can't tell who are gentlemen and who arenot, can you?" Superior Waiter (sarcastically) : "Wo waiters find no difficulty, sir!" Wife (returning from her summer trip).— "Well, you hare been behaving nicely, I dare say. The parrot repeats nothing'but 'Here goes!' and 'Drink 'er down!'"
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Evening Star, Issue 15140, 24 March 1913, Page 9
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92Page 9 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 15140, 24 March 1913, Page 9
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