" Yes, I was a great player in my day," said Jones. "Made a goal from the kickoif. Can any of < you beat that?" " I've done the same, yon bloom in* liai '" replied U row n. Teacher: "Johnny, what is a hypocrite?" Johnny: "A boy wot conies to school with a smile on his face!"
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Evening Star, Issue 15140, 24 March 1913, Page 6
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54Page 6 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 15140, 24 March 1913, Page 6
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