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Evening Star, Issue 14962, 23 August 1912, Page 7

Another lawyer story arrives. We are told tlmt a iiii.il was i.:aai-i;'.xl wit ii ivek- j a pocket the other day, and that when in the dock he pleaded "guilty." The case wen l ;l> the jury, however, and (he verdict was "Not guilty.' And the magistrate spoke as follows:—"You don't leave t'-is court vitlwH a stain on your character. By your own confession you are a thief, By ine verdict ot tuc jury you are a liar!" He: "I must, apologise for not turning up at your party l-~t night." She: "Ohweren't you there?"

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