“ My husband never gets what he should for his poetry,” said the poe-t’s wife, with a tingo of sadness. “ Oh, don’t be too hard on bun!” replied the girl absent-mindedly. Mrs Enpeck: “The philosophers tell us that blessings often come to us in disguise.” Mr Enpeck (with a sudden show of spirit) : “Maria, when axe you going to unmask?” Philosopher: “To my mind there are just two problems that confront the world.” Student: “ And they axe ?” Philosopher : “ How to make money and bow to get along Without money.”
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Evening Star, Issue 14688, 4 October 1911, Page 3
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88Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 14688, 4 October 1911, Page 3
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